Sabtu, 19 Juni 2010

Malin Kundang

Malin including a smart boy but a little naughty. He often chasing chickens and hit him with a broom. One day, when Malin was chasing chickens, she tripped over a stone and a stone hit her right arm injury. Injury is a trace dilengannya and not get lost.

Feeling sorry for the mother who threw the bones for a living to raise themselves. Malin decided to go wander in order to become rich after returning to my hometown someday.

Mother Malin Kundang less initially agreed, remembering her husband also never returned after going Malin wander but insisted that eventually he would wander off Malin went with a boat ride on the ship saudagar.Selama, Malin Kundang lot to learn about seamanship on the crew already experienced.

In the middle of the trip, suddenly climbed Malin Kundang ships were attacked by pirates. All merchandise traders who were on the ship seized by pirates. Even most of the crew and people on board was killed by the pirates. Malin Kundang lucky, he could hide in a small space enclosed by the timber so as not to be killed by the pirates.

Malin Kundang float amid sea, until finally the ship in which he stranded on a beach. With the remaining force, Malin Kundang walk towards the nearest village from the beach. Malin village where villagers stranded is very fertile. With tenacity and perseverance in working, over time Malin had become a wealthy man. He has many fruit merchant ship with a child of more than 100 people. After becoming rich, Malin Kundang to marry a girl to be his wife.

News Malin Kundang who have become wealthy and have been married to the mother also told Malin Kundang. Mother Malin Kundang feel grateful and very happy his son has succeeded. Since then, the mother of Malin every day go to the dock, waiting for their children who may return home.

After some time to get married, Malin and his wife made the voyage with the crew and a lot of bodyguards. Malin's mother who saw the arrival of the ship to the dock to see there are two people who were standing on the deck. He believes that it is standing Malin Kundang son and his wife.

Malin's mother was headed toward the ship. Once close enough, his mother saw right dilengan dozen injured person, the more assured his mother that he was approached Malin Kundang. "Malin Kundang, my son, why did you go so long without sending a word?", He said, hugging Malin Kundang. But to see an old woman dressed in tattered and dirty hugged Malin Kundang became angry even though he knows that the old woman is the mother, because she was embarrassed when it was known by his wife and also his subordinates.

Get treated like that of his son's mother is very upset Malin Kundang. He did not expect their children to be children of disobedience. Because anger is mounting, Malin's mother swore his son "Oh my God, if he my son, I cursed him into a stone."

Not long afterwards Malin Kundang again go sailing and on the way coming storm destroyed the ship Malin Kundang. After that Malin Kundang body slowly becomes rigid and eventually finally shaped into a rock. Until now Batu Malin Kundang can still be seen at a beach called Aia Manih coast, south of the city of Padang, West Sumatra.

The Ugly Duck

On a shore of the lake, near the Forest of Wisdom, dwelt a duck. Meanwhile, walk a few steps to the right, a flock of geese seen laughing and making a sound kecepuk water swim. The Ducks only glanced at the flock of geese had before rushing to walk while carrying a basket.
"Morning, Mrs Duck! Interlocking where so early? "A beaver came out of the water, greeting Si Ducks. However, the Beavers did not look at the face of The Ducks.
"Oh .. I'm going shopping. Soon winter comes. If not get ready from now on, scared later, my food stocks run out. "The Ducks tried to answer as friendly as possible, though her heart surged when they saw the abomination in the face of Beaver.
After another preamble, The Ducks returned to continue his journey. Her face seemed glum as he passed a herd geese.
"My friends, look! The Princess seemed to want to shop. Overall salute! "One of the goose that gives the command said, demonstrating how to respectfully question. U-turn to my back to Si Ducks, then with his best foot backward dikayuh. Simultaneously, the other geese do the same. And in an instant, The Ducks have been soaked by the splashing water of the lake. The basket fell.
Flock of geese were laughing in delight.
"You really evil!" Tears, The Ducks grabbed the basket and ran away. However, The Ducks slipped and fell with a loud thud. From a distance, the more excited flock of geese. Flapping their wings.
The Ducks try to bounce. Limping, he's looking for the basket. The Ducks are still crying. This is not the first time he was treated arbitrarily by the herd of geese earlier. But, during the last two years, since he looks different from the geese, they disturb almost every day.
"Until when will this suffering end?" The Ducks briefly stopped and stood looking at the surface of the lake water. Glow of the sun reflected itself in there. In fact, he himself was scared when he saw her figure reflected the lake water.
A bunch of birds passed overhead Si Ducks.
"Eh, my lady was ugly in the mirror. I think he needs a powder. Come on guys, we help him. "
The duck was too late to escape. Gerembolan the same time that bird defecating on the head of The Ducks. And the birds flew away. Their laughter still only faintly audible.
In wet conditions and his head filled with bird droppings, The Ducks decided through the Forest of Wisdom. Although a little further and risk to meet a wolf, The desperate Ducks down a path that is in the middle of Forest Policy.
New walk a few steps, The Ducks have been unwittingly trapped. His feet tangled with a special rope attached by hunters. The Ducks tried to not panic. Without making a sound, he looked around carefully.
Breathe a little relieved because he did not see any wolves around it, The Ducks desperately trying to free the rope wrapped around his legs. However, just as the rope was nearly off, a wolf appeared walking toward him with his tongue protruded.
The Ducks looked shaky.
"Howdy, ma'am Ducks? Mother Duck seems more overweight, healthy means Mrs Duck, yes! "Wolf-like teeth that deliberately expose my teeth look shiny.
"Please, my good sir wolf heart! Do not eat me. I was not fat. In fact, I was very bad. I fear that, if Mr. Wolf who kindly took me, Mr. Wolf would be sick stomach. "
The wolf laughed so hard to hear the petition Si Ducks.
"Forgive me, Mother Duck. For three days, I did not eat anything. Was not, when we are hungry, everything tastes good? Besides, such a tactic had already been done by your grandmother. My mother always told me about your grandmother who was once fooled my grandfather. "
The wolf laughed again, even louder than before. And the wolf jumped. Shortly before terkaman it worked, the sound of gunfire ripped through the morning as if still wet. The wolf was lying after the hunters bullets penetrated his body.
"Fortunately, we arrived on time. If not, the game we've eaten by the wolf. Oh look, what we managed to catch! A duck. Pretty good for digulai. "
The Ducks and end suffering. The hunters caught and brought to the duck Si township. Half an hour later, the faint, the smell of curry duck. Forest Wisdom of the lake in the margins just to see what had happened in silence.

Rabu, 16 Juni 2010

My dream is to graduate with a good GPA and then apply for a job at a company, from salaries to work at the company will use to start my own business by becoming entrepreneur, initially I was in the form of small business and is willing to make the goods or products that can be exported up to foreign countries. If the business has a pretty good prospect in the future then I will develop it again becomes greater. From this effort I also can provide decent jobs to absorb a lot of the work force, So that can reduce unemployment in Indonesia. From this effort can also increase the GNP and GDP of Indonesia. And what I want to be successful entrepreneur happy with the way both my parents and my family.

Selasa, 08 Juni 2010

The Dog that takes you into the Bar

Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they say to each other "I'm thirsty." They see a nearby bar and walk up to it.

Unfortunately, there was a sign on the door that said NO DOGS. They thought for awhile to try to figure out what they should do with no luck. Suddenly, the man with the doberman said, "I have an idea! Do what I do."

The man put on his sunglasses, walked up to the door and tried to get in but a big muscular man stopped him. "Where do you think you're going?" asked the big man. "This is my seeing-eye dog." said the man hoping for good feedback. "Alrighty mister, go right in." said the big man. The doberman man walked in.

The second man slipped his sunglasses on and did the same as the first man. "Where are you going?" asked the big man. "I'm going into the bar, this is my seeing-eye dog." he said. "A chihuahua?" asked the big man with suspicion. The other man, playing his part yelled, "They gave me a chihuahua!?"
Duck Hunting

He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on.

In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it's going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. So, out of the back of the nw Navigator truck comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse.

Now, these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they are standing (and from the new Navigator truck), and they don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the lit dynamite fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite as far away as they can.

Remember a couple of sentences back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns, and the dog??

Let's talk about the dog: it's a highly trained Labrador used for RETRIEVING. Especially well trained at retrieving things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming.

One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 birdshot, hardly big enough to stop a Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator truck..

The men continue to yell as they run away. The exhaust pipe on the truck is still hot, so the dog yelps and drops the dynamite under the truck, and takes off after his master.

Then --BOOM-- the truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this happened"look on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED. He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments!!!

And you thought your day was not going well.